The Proper Way to End Your Film

The concealed, handheld rocket launcher is a crucial step in the hero’s journey. Leave no questions unanswered.

Lee Moses - Bad Girl

Boogie ‘til you break.

Awesome.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 171 PPV event in Dallas, Texas. Who’s going to catch the magic haymaker on the chin? I’ll be watching from the grassy knoll. 
Top to bottom, this is a very exciting main card. There’s even some gold dust to be found in these Dallas prelims. Unfortunately, I won’t be watching live but I’ll probably be able to hear the shockwave when either Lawler or Hendricks hits the floor. It could be said there are some solid mismatches on this card, but that usually works out in the favor of the fans. I’d love to hear the deafening silence of a Lombard upset. Put your boots on, ya’ll.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 171 PPV event in Dallas, Texas. Who’s going to catch the magic haymaker on the chin? I’ll be watching from the grassy knoll.

Top to bottom, this is a very exciting main card. There’s even some gold dust to be found in these Dallas prelims. Unfortunately, I won’t be watching live but I’ll probably be able to hear the shockwave when either Lawler or Hendricks hits the floor. It could be said there are some solid mismatches on this card, but that usually works out in the favor of the fans. I’d love to hear the deafening silence of a Lombard upset. Put your boots on, ya’ll.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 170 PPV event. This Saturday I have a strong feeling we’ll be seeing more U.S. Olympic medalists in the UFC than we’ll see on NBC. Boom. Make that headline. 
This is a stellar card, match-up wise, and I couldn’t be more pumped. On my predictions page, I have prepared a series of haikus (those are still cool, right?) and some short breakdowns of the top three fights on the main card. Read it and creep.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 170 PPV event. This Saturday I have a strong feeling we’ll be seeing more U.S. Olympic medalists in the UFC than we’ll see on NBC. Boom. Make that headline.

This is a stellar card, match-up wise, and I couldn’t be more pumped. On my predictions page, I have prepared a series of haikus (those are still cool, right?) and some short breakdowns of the top three fights on the main card. Read it and creep.

Jamming on a freight train.

Shine Delphi isn’t only one of the coolest mother fuckers of all time, he’s also an incredible musician. Check out his music here and scratch and claw at any chance to see him live.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 169: Barao vs Faber and Aldo vs Lamas event live on PPV. Two title fights for the price of one. That’s value. If you can’t do the math on that, I just can’t help you.
Two American monsters are looking to take the straps back to the states. They’re up against two badass Brazilians that, combined, haven’t been beaten in over 16 years. Was I bold enough to predict a Brazilian blowout? Only with my money. What a patriot. I will tell you this, though – I’m feeling pretty confident that at least one of the titles will change hands on Saturday. I’m trying to rip through the space/time continuum to peer into the future but I just can’t make anything out. That’s all I got.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 169: Barao vs Faber and Aldo vs Lamas event live on PPV. Two title fights for the price of one. That’s value. If you can’t do the math on that, I just can’t help you.

Two American monsters are looking to take the straps back to the states. They’re up against two badass Brazilians that, combined, haven’t been beaten in over 16 years. Was I bold enough to predict a Brazilian blowout? Only with my money. What a patriot. I will tell you this, though – I’m feeling pretty confident that at least one of the titles will change hands on Saturday. I’m trying to rip through the space/time continuum to peer into the future but I just can’t make anything out. That’s all I got.

Garbage, garbage, garbage

Garbage, garbage, garbage

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC on Fox 10: Henderson vs Thompson event. Free MMA on TV with a handful of top contenders? Count me in. This event might even spell out my 100th incorrect pick…so … that’s … something I’m looking forward to.
Interesting matchups ahoy! There are a few fights here that are sure to clear up some of the scruff residing towards the top half each division. Plus, we get to see baby Pettis fight a hippy. Sold. This might be the first time you’ve seen me post about my picks but they’re constantly being updated. Like my own wikipedia. There’s even a haiku breakdown of the entire main card for Saturday. That’s extracurricular entertainment you just don’t see too often in 2014.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC on Fox 10: Henderson vs Thompson event. Free MMA on TV with a handful of top contenders? Count me in. This event might even spell out my 100th incorrect pick…so … that’s … something I’m looking forward to.

Interesting matchups ahoy! There are a few fights here that are sure to clear up some of the scruff residing towards the top half each division. Plus, we get to see baby Pettis fight a hippy. Sold. This might be the first time you’ve seen me post about my picks but they’re constantly being updated. Like my own wikipedia. There’s even a haiku breakdown of the entire main card for Saturday. That’s extracurricular entertainment you just don’t see too often in 2014.

He’s not just cooler than you – he’s always been cooler than you.

Well, well, well. What do we have here? Sounds like Friday music. 

Queens of the Stone Age - Era Vulgaris (2007)

Heavy grooves covered in dirt and they lay it on thick.

Dig it.

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 168: Silva vs Weidman event. This will be the last UFC event of 2013, and it’s a hell of a way to end the best year in history for MMA.
This card is topped off with two colossal rematches. In fact, these two particular fights are the most intriguing fights possible in their respective weight classes. That’s rare and I can’t wait. Ending the best year of MMA on such a high note is priceless. Oh, wait. No. It’s worth an extra $5. 

My MMA picks have been updated to include Saturday’s UFC 168: Silva vs Weidman event. This will be the last UFC event of 2013, and it’s a hell of a way to end the best year in history for MMA.

This card is topped off with two colossal rematches. In fact, these two particular fights are the most intriguing fights possible in their respective weight classes. That’s rare and I can’t wait. Ending the best year of MMA on such a high note is priceless. Oh, wait. No. It’s worth an extra $5. 

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Joey Diaz tells the best stories. Love this guy.

My MMA picks have been updated to include today’s The Ultimate Fighter 18 Finale, live and free on Fox Sports 1. 
These fighters couldn’t enjoy Thanksgiving as much as the rest of us, so the least we can do is give them our attention for the night. There’s also three female fights on the main card, which is a UFC record. It’s not the wildest card in history, but it’s definitely going to satisfy my weekly fix. Now hurry up before I get the shakes.

My MMA picks have been updated to include today’s The Ultimate Fighter 18 Finale, live and free on Fox Sports 1. 

These fighters couldn’t enjoy Thanksgiving as much as the rest of us, so the least we can do is give them our attention for the night. There’s also three female fights on the main card, which is a UFC record. It’s not the wildest card in history, but it’s definitely going to satisfy my weekly fix. Now hurry up before I get the shakes.